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vivaldirules · 02-14-2010, 04:44 PM

I think I'll turn on the news now.

<frantic announcer>

At least 7 separate wars and several border skirmishes erupted today as countries in a place known to some as "That whole general area" felt diminished, betrayed, and pretty much beaten with a stick by a nice grandma over at MobileRead. A motion in the UN Security Council will be made in the morning to ensure that "sovreignty trampling" be limited only to The Llounge at MobileRead and that today's statement does not imply that Ivan, Boris, or even grandmas have any intention of restarting the cold war. The Pope gave a rare television address asking for forgiveness of all those involved. Tears were seen streaming down his cheeks. Also, it was farking cold in Wisconsin today. Details at 11.

02-14-2010, 04:44 PM	#7
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I think I'll turn on the news now. <frantic announcer> At least 7 separate wars and several border skirmishes erupted today as countries in a place known to some as "That whole general area" felt diminished, betrayed, and pretty much beaten with a stick by a nice grandma over at MobileRead. A motion in the UN Security Council will be made in the morning to ensure that "sovreignty trampling" be limited only to The Llounge at MobileRead and that today's statement does not imply that Ivan, Boris, or even grandmas have any intention of restarting the cold war. The Pope gave a rare television address asking for forgiveness of all those involved. Tears were seen streaming down his cheeks. Also, it was farking cold in Wisconsin today. Details at 11.