Flirt with 0 % sugar 
Ingredints:
nine parts being adaptable (water)
one part being cocky (carbonic acid)
two parts being serious (citric acid)
five parts decent perfume (natural flavors)
and finally, 17 parts sweetness to wrap it all (Na-cyclamate, Aspartame, Saccharin-Na)
(Don't mind the steam, it's just because the combination of all above is so hot.
...I think the last sentence was too much...)