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Oh my.... I don't check this for a day and y'all go completely off on a tangent about perky butts!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, and the cats are looking at me funny!
I can tell you a funny story about my butt - no, it's not X Rated. One night at work I had evidently gotten a price sticker on my rear. No one noticed, or at least no one said anything (I work with a bunch of turkeys), until Chris got there to pick me up. Of course, he noticed it immediately, plucked it off, read it and announced (loudly) "I'll have you know my wife's butt is worth CONSIDERABLY more than $5.99!" I didn't know whether to laugh or strangle him. The whole front end of the store broke up in hysterical laughter. Fortunately it was after 11 p.m. and so there weren't many of us (or customers) there. I still get asked how much my butt is worth...
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