Hi Kemp, I just purchased your book from Smashwords at the free-er price of $0.00, thank you!
I laughed at your post above and I like the look of the blurb posted by dreams (thanks, dreams!).
I'll let you know what I think when I've finished reading it
The reviews indicate a sequel may be required...
And congratulations on a very good milestone and rating at Smashwords!