HorridRedDog, I've edited your first post to add a disclaimer that the linked article is a parody and that you are now aware of this. You may further edit your own post if you choose to.
I'd also like to remind everyone that sarcasm, while a valid form of humor, often doesn't translate well across languages or even cultures. Let's try to give other members at MR the benefit of the doubt when we read posts, and make our first interpretation based on best-case, rather than worst-case, shall we?
