Oh, them's just their human names. I'm talking about their real names - the names they call each other.
We used to be in waiting on a cat we called "Homer". I'm informed that his real name was "Lethargy", though he preferred to go by the name "Bellyrubs", both quite appropriate. Then there was "Connie", who was actually "Neurological Disorder"...even more appropriate.
I have a plastic dinosaur called "Tyrannosaurus Banks".
Cheers,
Marc (my real name, don't wear it out)
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