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New commercial
Scene: Inside a barn, looking out. Outside, Clydesdales can be seen playing football. At the door of the barn, a lone Clydesdale limps painfully into the barn from the field. He has a blanket draped over his back. A racoon watches the horse limping inside. Then the racoon chirps at the horse.
Cut to: Horse, turning to look at racoon.
Cut to: Racoon, chirps again, stands on hind legs, and holds up a bottle of Coke.
Cut to: Horse, shaking its head 'no'.
Cut to: Racoon chirps again, holds the coke up higher.
Cut to: Horse, nods his head and dips head down.
Cut to: Racoon, now his hands are empty.
Cut to: Horse, with coke bottle between his teeth, tilts head back and drains the bottle.
Cut to: Racoon, watching for a moment, then gets down on all fours and starts to walk away, toward the outside of the barn.
Cut to: Horse, finishing the coke, neighs at the racoon.
Cut to: Racoon, turns back to look at horse.
Cut to: Horse, reaching back, grabs the blanket on his back with his teeth. He flings it at the racoon.
Cut to: Racoon, lifting on its hind legs to catch the blanket. Blanket lands on him and completely covers him. Blanket starts to bound about, and racoon's happy chirping is heard underneath.
Cut to: Horse, bearing his teeth in a horse-smile. Abruptly, camera pulls back... to reveal a screening room showing the commercial to two (human) TV executives in the dark.
Exec 1: I dunno... I liked the original with Mean Joe Greene better.
Exec 2: Mean Joe who?
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