What, stay away from the puzzle shop or try to keep my puzzle away from PNS squirrels? Looks like they already got ahold of one edge piece, now forever altered. As for the puzzle shop...I haven't been back to hell (I mean, the mall) so that ones still good. Although I got thrown out of Borders last night for trying to set their puzzle display on fire. Once they saw documentation stating that if they called the police their parents and dogs would go missing, they didn't call the authorities and just took my lighter and can of gas.
How did I walk in with a can of gas w/o the metal detectors going off and people seeing me, you ask? It was in a plastic gas can and I had made the can part of my underwear. No, you concerned folks, I did not burn my legs nor take my pants off in front of everyone in the store. What do you think I am, some kind of crazy person?
I went to the bathroom first
Or, cry stupidly? Yes, once before...wasn't in the mood to do that today. It's too early, gimme until noon to start weeping about squirrels and puzzles. I will see if they will allow me to have a computer in my cell (I mean, room) again this evening