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Originally Posted by emonti8384
What attracts them? Do you think my puzzle problem will make them appear?
How do i get rid of them? Do they use guns or claws or toothbushes or words? Gimme somethin here guys! You can't just say they hunt me and then be done with it!
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Well, although they don't need any weapons - an aptitude for constructing matter, energy and "stuff" out of vacuum-space tends to alleviate the need for physical embellishment - but, hey, weapons are fun, right. So, the armoury at their disposal is the cause of several, current United Multiversal Empire sanctions, and also the specific target for Operation End Enduring Fear by the non-approved Coalition Of The Tentacles. They are true Weapons of Mass Destruction, in that they're effect on "mass" (as a physics concept) is rather disastrous, though if used subtly and carefully are actually perfectly useful tools in instant weight-loss programs. Alas, the PNS are neither subtle nor careful. In fact they are exactly not that.
Of course, these are all accusations, and any suggestion that this armoury exists is purely speculation. I should know - it's my armoury.
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Originally Posted by Fledchen
Maybe the PNS will sneak in like the elves in the cobbler's shop from the fairy tale. They'll put your puzzle together, but the picture will be changed slightly. The unicorn will be a unicorn squirrel, and the dragon will be a fire-breathing acorn.
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...and they will gravitate around a glowing Aleph in the middle, into which one would do well not to stare too long, unless one has a good pair of sunnies and a really, really, really big brain, with perhaps some external storage in a parallel universe...or else you've just drunk a pint of ZCD (and noted that in the process that it has just drunk you).
Hope this helps clear some things up. If you have any further questions, please direct them to my invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon friend, Adrian, just over there. No, over there. Over
there! Left a bit. Bit more. Right. And up. Yes,
that one...the one that's invisible...sheesh.
Cheers,
Marc
CEO Montsnmags Enterprises
"And in the seventh realm a scourge of furry beasts was loosed upon the world, and they all did sayeth in unison, "Giggle""