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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
TRUE STORY: Several years ago, at a K-Mart store where my wife was working at the time as a cashier, a gentleman came through the line and purchased a box of sanitary napkins. After paying for them, he said he wouldn’t need a bag. He then opened the box, took one out, and blew his nose.
I shudder to think what that fellow's wife might do with an iPad!
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next true story... one of my very good freinds in Germany related a story about being a young bride new to the States. her husband had asked her to have a nice sit down dinner for several couples. she either didn't have enough napkins to match her table cloth, was upset with them or whatever. shopping in the commissary, using her limited english, she found an elegant box with a beautiful young woman on it, saying *something* "napkins". she was absolutely mortified when she got them home and opened them. fortunately she had set the table very early