As a kid, I was soo happy that my mom quit smoking. Cold turkey, too.
Back when I heard that expression (I just moved to Canada, my language skillz were not l33t then) I actually thought it had something to do with eating cold turkey meat.
Anyhow, when my mom quit smoking, me and my brother had access to candy ALL OVER THE HOUSE. It was awesome.
Great job, turd, uhm, terd, (*chuckles*)!!
You're not over the hill yet. You never will be, so don't go thinking "oh, just one won't be so bad". You're never ever allowed to smoke again. Kind of like ackahaulism.
You may now think that sucks, but it doesn't. You don't need to smoke, just like you don't need to poke yourself in the eye.
