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Originally Posted by Sparrow
Reminds me of a story about an old English music hall star, Marie Lloyd - she had a comic song with the line 'She sits among the cabbages and leeks', but the theatre manger thought it was too ribald and asked her to change it; so she did - to 'She sits among the cabbages and peas.'  |
Which reminds me of Noel Coward's,
"I should love to perform "There Are Fairies in the Bottom of My Garden", but I don't dare. It might come out "There Are Fairies in the Garden of My Bottom."
Cheers,
Marc