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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Told to me, for some reason, by a friend. Hey, it's not my joke.
Redneck using European in a sentence: "Get out of here, dog. I don't know if you know it or not but European on my best flower bed!"
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Reminds me of a story about an old English music hall star, Marie Lloyd - she had a comic song with the line 'She sits among the cabbages and leeks', but the theatre manger thought it was too ribald and asked her to change it; so she did - to 'She sits among the cabbages and peas.'