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Old 01-25-2010, 07:54 PM   #676
montsnmags
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Originally Posted by happy_terd View Post
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
I'm not sure how common the practice is, but certainly in my grandparents' case, and as an option for my Mum (she ain't dead yet), being buried in the same grave is actually available. They just put the first coffin down deep.

Don't you hate people who nitpick jokes, happy_terd?

Cheers,
Marc (Now I'll do the dad-joke about "the dead centre of town" and how people are "dying to get in there").
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