Quote:
Originally Posted by Format C:
It's rather old, but good enough, IMHO:
In a European Heaven-
* The French are the cooks,
* The English are the police,
* The Germans are the mechanics,
* The Italians are the lovers and
* The Swiss organize everything.
In a European Hell-
* The English are the cooks,
* The Germans are the police,
* The French are the mechanics,
* The Swiss are the lovers and
* The Italians organize everything
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Variant:
Canada is a country that has British and French heritage and is situated right next to the USA. This means they should have British traditions, French cooking, and American technology.
Unfortunately, the got British cooking, American traditions, and French technology.
Last time I told that joke in the llounge, I was inundated with all sorts of French innovations and engineering feats. So, yeah, I know, but it's still funny!
