It's rather old, but good enough, IMHO:
In a European Heaven-
* The French are the cooks,
* The English are the police,
* The Germans are the mechanics,
* The Italians are the lovers and
* The Swiss organize everything.
In a European Hell-
* The English are the cooks,
* The Germans are the police,
* The French are the mechanics,
* The Swiss are the lovers and
* The Italians organize everything
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