"Anything 80's? How about just sitting quietly with your sweetheart girly that you've known since third grade back in 1938?"
"'39! It was 1939! You always get that wrong, you lunkhead! I wouldn't never have been your sweetheart girly if my true love, Don Johnson, hadn't run away with that little floozie in the red polka dot dress. Did you know that they moved to Indianapolis in 1950 and made it big when he opened that car wash? I could have had everything! 'Sweetheart girly' - my ass!!"