News just in. The plot for AVATAR 2: Revenge of the Cat-Smurfs
As Avatar 1 was so ground breaking plot wise, and some of its fans were a little confused with the complexity of the relationships and tended to short out their 3D glasses as they drooled, Cameron is opening up the story of Avatar 2: Revenge of the Cat Smurfs in an attempt to even more cynically milk money from the audience. Avatar 2: Revenge of the Cat Smurfs, is reputed to cost only 1 billion dollars this time around, but the vast majority of this money will go on Cameron's new technology 'Lobotom-eee' a radical technique where all thought and critical thinking is removed from the audience members, so that they can more easily enjoy the movie experience. Free lobster bibs for all!
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*Oh and you did wake me, I was watching a bootleg copy of Avatar and I was brain dead for a moment there. So thanks
