"a zombie novel set in the 1940's with another new detective", "a fun novel about suicide called 'La-la-la-la'".... You know, I think I will love ALL your writings

I discovered a thread where everyone seems to have uploaded about a thousand of your lost short stories, maybe I should start with them as a warm-up?
PS. If you really attacked your boss with a (nice, padded-backed) chair, you are definitely my hero too!