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Originally Posted by JSWolf
Their website shows $299.99 and says they are out of stock.
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Mrs. Jones went into the butcher shop and asked the price of chicken. The butcher said it was $1.99 a pound. Mrs. Jones complained that the other butcher shop had it on sale for $1.49 a pound. The butcher asked her why she didn't buy it at the other butcher shop in that case. She replied that the other butcher shop was fresh out of chicken. The butcher exclaimed, "Why, when we are out of chicken ours is only 99 cents a pound!"