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Originally Posted by YGG-
Hah ! That I can't dream of installing on my balcony (& don't believe what I told VR: we don't roast or fry anything in the fireplace )
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You don't even toast crumpets or roast chestnuts???
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Originally Posted by hnoto
Don't be too mad, SnowPeople. In May when you are having nice weather and it's a hundredfiftybazillion degrees of hot here, it will be your turn to feel smug.
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Our nice weather is usually accompanied by not so nice humidity... however, I shall feel smug that it never gets that hot here
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Chop up a chair and put the pieces in a sink. Pour some gasoline over them and toss a match at them from a safe distance. Voila! Fireplace.
(Did I mention to open the window above the sink first?) 
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You also forgot to mention replacing the sink if it's a plastic one with something more fireproof...