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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Yo! I'm on the next flight over! Be there in a few hours. Be sure to have the fire going and the bacon in the pan when I get there. (What, you don't fry bacon over the open fire like others do with popcorn or marshmallows?)
Sincerely,
Your evil twin brother Skippy
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Hiyo, Bro! A pleasure to welcome you -- and no we don't fry bacon over the open fire, only sardines or mackerels
you should see how you smell when you get out of the tub
(then hop on the bus & see how easy it is to get a seat).