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WANTED: Employer of Reader
Why am I wasting my time on drudgery when I could be reading for you! All you have to do is hire me and I'll do loads of reading all day every day. Just think of it! You'd have a devoted and reliable servant for this task. Just one thing: I read what I wanna read. I ain't reading your first draft novelization of the movie Avatar. Nor your frontier-breaking "New Developments in DRM Technology". Nor some vacuum cleaner service manual you're trying to translate from Chinese.
PM me and we can discuss my pay, benefits, and availability.
Sincerely yours,
VR
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