I'd try to read as much as I could, before dying with a smile on my emaciated face.
I think I'd read that all-time horror favorite, "
Zombies with Zits," by
Zelda Zasassparin. I'm sure you've heard of it?
Fortunately, before dying, I'd read quite a few more books - but I need to explain myself: You see, I bought next year's model, which utilizes solar energy and wireless transmission.
Unfortunately, I forgot to bring much food on the island, so I will die in about 62 days. My death will be agonizing, hurtful, and painful. However, my ebook Reader (ebookieuse) will continue to work long after my death.
Go figure.
Don
(The Prognosticator)