If they go with the no eBook Reader rule, I can see the resulting headline:
MobileRead Member Attempts to Take Over Plane with eBook Reader
Today a member of the MobileRead Forum, flying under the pseudonym "Queen Z', tried to take over a plane with her eBook reader. But just as she was attempting to do this, she noticed the book she had open on the reader was by an author she hadn't read so she postponed what she was doing for just a minute to read a few pages. But, an hour after the plane landed, she was still absorbed in the book and forgot why she was on the plane in the first place.
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