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Old 12-31-2009, 06:51 PM   #2371
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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared View Post
Happy new year Marc from the last decade. I think you have to take it out and put it back in before you can shake it all about. That's if we're talking about your right foot.
I'm using my left, because I'm a gauche rebel.

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible View Post
Do your arms feel like two balloons?
Iiiiiiiiiii...have become numfortably crumbs.

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Originally Posted by somnolik View Post
Though not usually up for verbal or nonverbal violence, this struck me as a nice little stanza:

My fist
Your face
Same time
Same place
Reminds me of an old response to the (then) smoker's question:

Q. Have you got a match?
A. Yes, my arse and your face.

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules View Post
Good morrow to ya, Marc! Uh, hey, wouldya mind telling me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next jackpot? You can PM me. Thnx.
The winning number is "11ty".

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Originally Posted by pshrynk View Post
I sometimes worry that the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about.
Sometimes I worry that it isn't.

Cheers,
Marc (Hmm, this new year tastes funny)
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