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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward
Well, I can pack my .22 if needed, but Adrian needs to stock Pearl at the bar....
Red
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I guess that might be a problem. Last time we tried to stock her at the bar she complained bitterly that the small fridge was not the best place to show off her, errr, ummm, unique selling points.
What?
Oh.
Well, I guess Adrian can pop over to one year or another and pick up a few hundred barrells -- do you have a particular year that it was brewing particularly well.
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Originally Posted by DixieGal
It's the holidays, so I think that I will
sit this one out and watch you puny
humans trample each other for a change.
Tis the season of giving, so I'm giving
the denizens of Adrian's place an
opportunity to obliterate each other.
THAT is my present to ME!
Ahhh, don't you just love this time of year?
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Excellent! I'll put you down for the Moral Support division (let's face it, with you behind us we'll never retreat....)
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
i have been having a rather difficult month (in fact 2009 overall has been pretty mitigated, i'll be glad to see the back of it, and roll on 2010) so depending on the date of the offensive and my mood at the time i could possibly provide a nuclear-level black scowl and negative tolerance-level for any sort of guff (and i wouldn't bet much on a squirrel's chances in the face of it, depending on my mood, which should tell you something about the intensity). if i'm not in a bad mood at the time however i should probably volunteer for the "hiding futilely in a place where you will be humorously found" division. i suspect i'd be really good at that. then again, it's quite possible that any sort of squirrelesque offensive against my home-from-home, my haven, my adrian's bar would *put* me in a bad mood, in which case the fearful scowl would be at your disposal. i'll add that i am on something of a hair trigger these days so it probably wouldn't take much.
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Brilliant. I shall add the "Scowl of Instant Roast Squirrell" to our list of defensive armaments. I am sure SIRS will be be most helpful. Though I'm a little worried about confusiong with RSE, but I'm sure we can manage that. And I'll have Sam on standby with Abba's greatest hits, just in case you're in a good mood.
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Can it be AAAA&AA: Adrian's Array of Amazing Adventurers and Alcoholics Anonymous? Might get more of your Join-The-French-Foreign-Legion-To-Avoid-A-Sordid-Or-Tragic-Past types.
"G'day, my name is...umm, Magsnmonts, and I'm an Amazing Adventurer and Alcoholic. I bring piece...a piece of Will Ferrell's thigh, nicely slow-roasted in ZCD-concentrate and barely chewed by me at all. Want some?"
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For you, good Marc, we will create an anonymous division, and you will be known as Anonymous Marc, or Am. Clearly this may cause a little confusion with ShortNCuddly, but I don't doubt we can handle this. I'm a bit unclear whether you should be in the psychological incapacitation or the bio-chemical warfare wings of the anonymous division? Or perhaps we should just make you Major of the Anonymous Division....
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Red! Pull up your favourite bar-stool, my friend, comfortably worn into the shape of your buttocks after millenium of use (these may be future millenium...you know how Adrian's Bar works that timeline stuff). If you'll just check that .22 at the door, that'll be a white wine spritzer, in a cocktail glass with a little umbrella, right? Haha, I kid, I kid! We'd never disarm the disarming charm of our Red, even if we could. Here's your Pearl, served in your one-and-only, subtly-scintillating silicon skull of a pre-Cenozoic ur-squirrel, as you like it (or as you'll come to like it).
Cheers,
Marc
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Are you sure that ur-squirrel has been round to reclaim its skull?
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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward
Just as long as it's not served with an armadillo attached (that's Lone Star beer)....
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That's okay. Armadillos are not served with Pearl, but by Trebuchet...