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Originally Posted by LazyScot
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Anyhow, I think it would now be good to found AAAA&A: Adrian's Array of Amazing Adventurers and Alcoholics.
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Can it be AAAA&AA: Adrian's Array of Amazing Adventurers and Alcoholics Anonymous? Might get more of your Join-The-French-Foreign-Legion-To-Avoid-A-Sordid-Or-Tragic-Past types.
"G'day, my name is...umm, Magsnmonts, and I'm an Amazing Adventurer and Alcoholic. I bring piece...a piece of Will Ferrell's thigh, nicely slow-roasted in ZCD-concentrate and barely chewed by me at all. Want some?"
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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward
Well, I can pack my .22 if needed, but Adrian needs to stock Pearl at the bar....
Red
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Red! Pull up your favourite bar-stool, my friend, comfortably worn into the shape of your buttocks after millenium of use (these may be future millenium...you know how Adrian's Bar works that timeline stuff). If you'll just check that .22 at the door, that'll be a white wine spritzer, in a cocktail glass with a little umbrella, right? Haha, I kid, I kid! We'd never disarm the disarming charm of our Red, even if we could. Here's your Pearl, served in your one-and-only, subtly-scintillating silicon skull of a pre-Cenozoic ur-squirrel, as you like it (or as you'll come to like it).
Cheers,
Marc