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i have been having a rather difficult month (in fact 2009 overall has been pretty mitigated, i'll be glad to see the back of it, and roll on 2010) so depending on the date of the offensive and my mood at the time i could possibly provide a nuclear-level black scowl and negative tolerance-level for any sort of guff (and i wouldn't bet much on a squirrel's chances in the face of it, depending on my mood, which should tell you something about the intensity). if i'm not in a bad mood at the time however i should probably volunteer for the "hiding futilely in a place where you will be humorously found" division. i suspect i'd be really good at that. then again, it's quite possible that any sort of squirrelesque offensive against my home-from-home, my haven, my adrian's bar would *put* me in a bad mood, in which case the fearful scowl would be at your disposal. i'll add that i am on something of a hair trigger these days so it probably wouldn't take much.
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