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What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
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