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My wife and I were high school sweethearts. Ours was the typical high school
romance. I was on the football team, she was on the ... faculty.
What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth? The cockpit door.
What is the difference between a condom and a cockpit? There's only one prick in a condom.
How can a flight attendant get a horny pilot out of her hotel room? Throw the USA
Today into the hallway. (Those cheap bastards would never pay for a newspaper!)
How do flight attendants hold their likker? By the ears.
What's the difference between an Airbus and a chainsaw? About 300 trees/minute.
What do you call Marine Corp aviators with IQs of 200? A flight of four.
Pilots, mechanics & air traffic controllers share a strong, common bond. If the pilot
screws up, he dies. If the mechanic screws up, the pilot dies. If the air traffic
controller screws up, the pilot dies.
What's the different between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
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