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What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a re-tailshop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is deer to him!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the deer-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
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