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Old 12-17-2009, 10:32 PM   #626
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Originally Posted by montsnmags View Post
An 80yo bloke marries a 20yo girl, and they decide that they want to have children....
(sadly, I know a ton of "old guy, young wife" jokes... most not recommended for polite company... this one should be at least passable)

The old guy was actually a farmer. To up their chances of conceiving, the farmer would keep a shotgun on his tractor, and should the urge strike, the farmer'd fire a shot in the air, the wife would hear it, drop her knickers, grab a blanket, and come a'runnin' in the direction of the shot.

This worked well for the summer, and the first half of the fall.





Then hunting season rolled around, and the farmed didn't see her again until winter.
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