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An 80yo bloke marries a 20yo girl, and they decide that they want to have children.
The old guy wants to make sure he can still do so, so he goes to his doctor.
The doctor says, "Well, it should be possible, but to know for sure I'll need a semen sample. Here, take this jar and go down the hall into the room on your left and give it a go".
An hour later, after serving other patients, the doctor remembers the old guy and wonders what's taking him so long. He goes down the hall, knocks on the door of the room, and goes in.
Inside, the old guy is as red as a beet and sweating profusely.
The old guy says, "Doc, I spent half an hour using my right hand, then twenty-five minutes with my left hand, but, no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the lid off this jar".
Cheers,
Marc (from the Ministry for Bad Jokes)
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