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Hugh looked in the general direction of the smoke. Then sniffed. And looked thoughtful. Then sniffed some more. He grinned slightly. And sniffed a bit more. Fiona offered him a tissue.

"No no - don't you see?" he exclaimed, even though it was a question, "or rather, don't you smell?"

The look Fiona gave him was definitely on the glacial side of icy.

"Not you, it. Don't you smell it?" Hugh was practically dancing on the spot now.

Fiona sniffed, cautiously. "I smell... popcorn?" she offered.

"Exactly! Don't you see, Fifi? It worked!"

Fiona raised an eyebrow at the "Fifi". It looked armed and dangerous, and was pointing at Hugh, who was oblivious to the mistake he'd made. Then he started humming.

Fiona frowned, then grimaced as she recognised the tune.

"No, Hugh, Oh no. No, no, no. Stop, before it's too late!"

But Hugh couldn't help himself, and started singing
"nother little llama. Llama, llama..."

Just before Hugh finished that line, and just in time, Fiona threw herself to the ground"

"...duck"

She covered her ears, but still heard the THWACK!

"Ow?" asked Hugh, dazedly.