|
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery factory is now fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
|