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What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
Where would you find chili beans?
At the north pole!
Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!
What do sheep say at Christmas?
Wool-tide Bleatings!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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