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Originally Posted by mvisconte
Where am I? This isn't the lounge, is it? Why am I on the floor, and who's the guy next to me? GREAT SCOT! It's LAZYSCOT. Is he gonna be OK?
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meh... i'd say, at this point he's probably pretty used to it. he goes to great lengths to avoid it but somehow it never works.
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Then he points over my shoulder and says "LOOK! A DISTRACTION!"
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wow ! i never thought of trying the straightforward approach ! usually when i do that i say "look at the size of that cat !"
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well, the next thing I know is... wait... where's my wallet?
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well, if you're lucky, adrian lifted it from the guy who lifted it from you, so you might get it back. i wouldn't count on seeing any bananas you had in there again though. i'd inquire at the bar if i were you.