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Programs*! Get your programs* here! Find out who the conspirators are! Who's in bed with whom! And who holds the secret to the ultimate mystery! They're only twenty quid! And don't forget your peanuts at the concession stand! Programs*! Get your programs* here!
Algernon Smythe-Wilcox: Left med school after failing gynecology three times
Winstanley Trimblay-Sidebottom: Has a second cousin in Parliament
Agent Filbert-Transome : Once dated a drag queen from Manchester
Agent Astoria-Cornice : Runs a "green" dry cleaning operation on the side
Fred: Who??
Hugh Jrinks: He does?
Fiona T Wellington: Has a cousin who's a circus barker. No, really!
* Character shots are simulations only. Accuracy of program information is not guaranteed. Use as directed and at your own risk. Harmful if swallowed.
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