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Originally Posted by devilsadvocate
If you dream of beating someone up with a vibrator, would it be a mastur-battery fantasy?
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I had a uncle who had a misunderstanding with a girl he was dating... got pulled into court for Rape, but got it reduced for Assault With a Friendly Weapon. Later, charges were dropped due to "insufficient evidence". And, she broke up with him.
Had another uncle. Used to be a flasher. Went to Chicago one winter. Settled for just describing himself to women.
He went to Florida. Went to a retirement home. Flash three old ladies sitting on a bench. The first one had a stroke. The second one had a stroke. The third one didn't want to have anything to do with him.
Ba-dum-bum.