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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
1. kitten jumped from the table to my shoulder about 1 meter away. problem : i was completely naked at the time, having just got out of the shower. i had scratches down the entire length of my back, since she tried to hold on as she slipped. ouch.
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Pfft, that's an old dodge:
"I’ve had my face scratched myself, though I’m a single man, and I know what that is to last, and the awkwardness one has to go through in saying one’s been playing with spiteful kittens, and such-like."
Mary Elizabeth Braddon 'The Trail of the Serpent' (1892)
