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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHILE ON A BUDGET
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's 14-16 work boots
2. Put them on your front porch along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo mag and several NRA mags.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots.
4. Leave a note on your porch that says-
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim and I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell with all the blood.
PS- I locked all 4 of them in the house. Better wait outside.
INSTALLATIN COMPLETE!
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