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Originally Posted by Donnageddon
montsnmags, that hurt man, that really, really hurt. You fly eating, porcupine wrestling, balder-snatch!
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You know, I would take wicked offence at your slanderous (or is it libelous? I never get those two right) name-calling, but I'm too busy cleaning off my keyboard of all the stuff that came out of my nose (oh, look! A gold dubloon!).
DGMa wears a large sombrero made out of fruitcake and keeps the flies away with an electric fence around its rim made out of paperclips, and a multicolour floral print dress that extends its rainbow of wavelengths into the supermegauberultragamma and talkbackradio zones. She likes drinking Pinot Gris and Coke(TM) on ice from a stainless steal baseball cap through a crack pipe.
Cheers,
Marc