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Originally Posted by LazyScot
I make it a policy of only renting the popular weeks, as determined by those that are completely booked out. So if you let me know which weeks are unavailable, I'll have one of those. However, I can only pay in vegetable bouillon. What exchange rate are you offering?
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I'm allergic to vegetables. but I happen to know that week 63 IS unavailable. Quite unavailable. Unless you have an Aqualung (and a stereo).
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Originally Posted by LazyScot
In that case, around here, you will stand out like a sane person. May I suggest you wear some jester's slippers, dayglo breeches, go bear-chested and arrange hire of a J-P Gaultier special choker. A coruscating beanie would be an excellent finishing touch. This should render you completely invisible.
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I have that outfit! You aren't peeking, are you?