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Originally Posted by Moejoe
It's crammed to the gills with Literatons (a new heavy literature particle that is twice as dense as normal literature particles). Top scientists have worked for years to guarantee that these works of fiction seem like nothing more than entertaining fluff, while secretly, beneath it all, you're learning particle physics, string theory and how to eat noodles effortlessly with chopsticks.*
*Not a guarantee
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hm, literatons, eh ? have these literatons been tested for safety and approved by a qualified government agency ? i remember the last time they tried some "enriched" litterature, it was made with heavy particles and the side effects were insane ! i read in the paper somebody grew a second head ! well, no matter, life is short anyway, and i would like to know about string theory. i am already a pro-level noodle-eater with chopsticks though.
