Thread: Silliness Really BAD Christmas Jokes
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:03 AM   #43
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What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws

What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
THWACKKK!!!
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