Starting soon, the chubbiest martial-arts action star in the world comes to A&E in all new REALITY show based on REALITY that's REAL and not staged, but a REALLY REAL REALITY show (that's REAL).
Steven Seagal -
LAWMAN 

This is how Rome must have been near to the end of that empire collapsing (I bet they had a Stevus Seagalus Maximus).
EDIT: Could a Mod change the thread title. I don't know what a 'Reasoin' is, but I don't like the sound of it