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Originally Posted by Sweetpea
Must try this! Sounds yummie.
And how do you prepare the cartoons?
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There are different varieties, and must be prepared differently.
The best-tasting genre are the 80s toons. Smurfs, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Care Bears. An afternoon in the forest with a 30-30 and a happy tune, and you can bag yourself a mighty fine breakfast.
Transformers and GoBots, Voltron and other similar cartoons should be avoided, as they have no real meat substance, and could lead to radiation poisoning!
The secret to preparing these delicacies is the skinning. Once skinned, they look remarkably the same, only an expert can tell the difference. And they taste somewhat alike as well. Also, no need to debone them, as their bones are actually rods of rock candy. YUM!
Simply skin, powder with sugar, soak in milk for 5 minutes, and bake for 15 minutes. Delish! Eat with 2 pieces of toast with Strawberry Shortcake jelly and a large glass of orange juice for a complete breakfast, kids!
Keep in mind, the more current the cartoon, the less sweet the taste. Spongebob has a hint of briny, and AquaTeenHungerForce wafts of moldy onion.