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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Not me anymore! I read even the moose there are killers...

Yepp! They are!

Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.

Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT

Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III

Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME

Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign
com plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER

Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen
in the third scene from the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER

Antler-care by LIV THATCHER