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Originally Posted by Moejoe
Blah! Nowhere near perfect*. Here's what she's missing and what'd she'd need adding and some of what needs taking away  :
1: Glasses (because Dorothy Parker was wrong)
2: Too much makeup.
3: Too little clothing, and not enough hats. One hat would do, mind, something strange, possibly hand-knitted and woolen. And plenty of layers; you know a frock underneath a big jumper that ends in some flat (not heeled) boots 
4: The most important: where's her Liseuse? I'm afraid I can no longer be attracted to women who don't own a liseuse. |
So, I don't have glasses, don't care for hats, and don't own a lisueasue.
But I don't like makeup, love to wear sweaters and can't even walk on heeled shoes. And I do own three ereaders....